Celebrity Big Brother Night / Day 1 (One)

If it’s good enough for Perez Hilton, then I thought I would give it a go myself, celebrity blogging, well my view of the celebrity big brother housemates anyway.

Let’s start with the host Emma Willis.  Well yes she is a stunning lady, however, for me, a two hour show is a bit too much with her squeaky voice, coupled with her bad horrible laugh impressions!  The normal eviction show for one hour may be just bearable.  I cannot blame Emma though if the producers want to keep paying her massive amounts of money to front the show.  I wouldn’t turn it down either, and, yes I am jealous!  But does she add anything to the viewing enjoyment?  Who knows, only you decide!

Well at least I knew some of the housemates, and, really it will only be those that I am covering, as I cannot remember the names of all the rest!

Katie Hopkins is a good choice.  My only worry is that once she is up for eviction that will be it.  We need the entertainment that she will give, so keep her in, but I fear in true boring big brother style the characters will be voted out first.  I don’t agree with all the nonsense she spouts, but I do believe in the entertainment value.

I know the name of Perez Hilton, but I hate to admit it I thought it was a woman!  However now I know.  I think he may get on everyone’s nerves though if he keeps on with his incessant talking.

Patsy Kensit I know, but the only for her song that I used to quite like.  I was totally oblivious to her acting ability.  I’m not sure of the entertainment she will give, but here’s hoping.

Oh dear Keith Chegwin. I can only say how low will he go?  I’m not sure how long he will last?  He kind of has the capacity to walk for me.  The whole experience will just prove too much for him!  At the moment though he is favourite to win with the bookmakers.

Callum Best I am unaware of, apart from that I have heard of his father, George Best.  The only good thing was his quote on “Bit on the Side”.  He said “Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has them, but most of them stink”.  A good quote!

Nadia Sawalha I have also heard of, but I feel she will have the ability to get on my nerves.  She may turn out to be a bit too sensible and boring.

Another oh dear really, and, that is for Ken Morley.  Even though I have to admit being an avid fan of Coronation Street in the past, his character always struck me as just being too stupid.  And the problem is in real life he is exactly the same as his character, so he has absolutely no acting ability at all.  Even in those annoying stupid commercials he was the same character (i.e. his real person).  I think he will be absolutely relieved to get out of the house.  He comes across as if he thinks he is funny, and, likes to be centre of attention, but in that house he has no chance.  He is a fish in a shark pool.  Good luck Ken!

I recognised Alexander O’Neal’s song but that was about it.

As for the rest I do not know anything about them.  Time will tell if they grow on me or not.  Some will as they have always done in the past.  I am an avid watcher, and, follow it during the day on Twitter.  I’m not sure why though because the twitter feed is as dull as ditch water.  I’m hoping for a bit of a romance as I enjoy a good love story.

So there we have my first impressions, stay tuned for more updates.